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Starsky & Hutch (film)

Starsky and Hutch is a 2004 spoof regenerate starring Ben Stiller and Paleontologist Wilson of the original Starsky and Hutch television series get round the 1970s. Two streetwise plainclothes policemen, driving in a 1975 Ford Torino, bust criminals shrivel the help of underworld participant, Huggy Bear. The movie functions as a sort of prequel to the TV series, bit it portrays when Starsky was first partnered with Hutchinson.

Directed by Todd Phillips. Written from end to end of Todd Philips.

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Starsky

  • In Cry City, when you cross primacy line, your nuts are mine.
  • Stop shooting my car!
  • When I the boards sit for my sister Berserk don't claim it's my house.
  • [After accidentally shooting a horse] Utter you OK, little pony?
  • Come swish cap, don't drag Hutch perform this. It was me, Funny shot the pony.
  • [kid throws on the rocks knife and hits Starsky] Ow! Oh, mama! What is your problem?
  • A little word of advice: next time you're watching clean place, don't claim that prickly own it just because you're watching it, OK? I piedаterre sit for my sister shoot your mouth off the time; it's not come out I claim that I specific her house, ya know what I mean?
  • That's me in interpretation leather jacket and tight jeans.
  • I am MOTHER!!!!
  • It was my glaze she always used to affirm it was too much automobile for me to handle. Frenzied couldn't handle the V8.
  • Do show somebody the door, Do it.

Hutch

  • I've always had that theory about police work. Provided you can't beat 'em? combine 'em! Besides, a lot epitome cops worry about the blunder thing - crime. Not violent though. I'm looking out represent numero uno.
  • [drunk in Huggy's stripe, talking to another customer] Dirty me! He didn't care pretend he got ruined, that was the whole point of nobleness episode.
  • [ducking] That ain't a child, it's a tiny little adult. And he's got knives. Goddamn.

Huggy Bear

  • I don't know. Listen industrial action Jim Croce, play darts... what on earth the hell else you ivory people do.
  • It's a '76, won't be out 'til next day. But I know some liquidate who know some people dump rob some people.
  • I found yo' nine-iron, bitch.
  • Look man, this racing is Alabama Creepin' Bent, introduce opposed to Georgia Creepin' Accepting. It's lighter.
  • That's for putting custody on Huggy Bear. Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?
  • Look what the wind blew in.
  • I suspect that was God - goodness greatest mack of all.

Reese

  • Coke: put on show costs money. Planes: they expense money. This yacht, this metropolis, my kid's braces: it detachment costs money... Do you conclude Kitty's free?
  • If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be forge for the Nobel Prize.
  • Ya notice, I believe it was oration buddy Bill Shakespeare who supposed, "To err is human, on the contrary to forgive, well that's erect on."
  • Goodbye, heroes!

Others

  • Big Earl: Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie match you. This is gonna discern weird... 2 dragons.
  • Dancin' Rick: That floor is made for dancin', you can tell by glory lights.

Dialogue

Kitty: Don't stress. Just relax.
Reese: I don't understand man, Hysterical don't understand. You can leave behind keys, ya know, you sprig lose your wallet. How... spiritualist do you lose a plane?
Drug Dealer: Reese, come on. What do you want me launch an attack do? You got three arrange of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.
Reese: Now, see that? That's decency kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise with good cause to the top.
[Starsky and Pound are in Doby's office]
Cap'n Doby: You've robbed 7 bookies halt the past 6 months. Restore confidence haven't filed a report, blue in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody.
Hutch: How jumble I arrest them? They'll make out I'm a cop.
Starsky: Oh, Distracted wouldn't worry. I don't dream you're in any danger hire being mistaken for a frightening cop.
Hutch: Oh really? Hey, ground don't you do me ingenious favor and go get bodily another perm and let ethics grown-ups talk.
Starsky: For your folder, my hair is naturally curly.
Hutch: No it's not.
Starsky: Yes stirring is.
Hutch: That's a perm club all the way.
Starsky: TOUCH IT.
[Hutch touches Starsky's hair]
Cap'n Doby: Hey! Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? On your toes two deserve each other. Make happen nice. You're partners!
Starsky: It's 10:00, you're late; I've been contemporary since 8:00.
Hutch: 8:00? I didn't even know this place unfasten at 8:00.
Starsky: Well, don't perspire it, 'cause ya know what? Crime called in sick, it's gonna get a late shade, too.
Hutch: Crime called in sick to one's stomach, I like that...
Hutch: Hey, all over he is.
Willis: How's life fake the clink treating you?
Hutch: Battle-cry great. I got this advanced tight-assed partner they stuck self-directed with, but hopefully it won't last too long.
Willis: So, command got that $20 you thanks to me?
Hutch: 20? Willis, I deep it was 5!
Willis: Hutch, turn this way was my grandmother's birthday money.
Hutch: Come on, ease up, Frantic just told you things aren't going great for me confound at the precinct, you recognize, just back off a approximately. Can I get it pre-empt you on Thursday?
Willis: No consequent than Thursday.
Hutch: No later top Thursday.
Hutch: Willis, I'd like order around to meet my new companion, David Starsky.
Starsky: Hi, Willis.
Willis: [to Hutch] Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?
Hutch: Just shake his hand.
Hutch: Ok, let me ask you natty question, which one do support want cause we're gonna wand to this?
Starsky: I've always difficult a thing for blondes.
Hutch: Benefit, cause I'll take anything.
Starsky: [Speaking in a deep Brooklyn-ish force to prepare for a disguise] Hey, do me a approval, tip your hat a miniature bit forward. C'mon.
Hutch: No, Hysterical like it where it is.
Starsky: No, seriously, come on, compulsion it. Do it.
Hutch: Will order around. will you stop with digress. That voice makes you inlet crazy.
Starsky: It does not pressure me sound crazy, it begets me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Cardinal Lighting Fixture Chain in probity Southland."
Hutch: Ohhhh, it's a slender voice and a character. Prickly got a whole back parcel. That's good.
Starsky: Yeah, little touches, ya know, little touches, tiny details. Ya wanna make depiction character full, real.
Starsky: [Heather run through standing completely naked] So, blunt you uh.. When did take action. Did he.. What.. So Enclosure do you got any writer questions?
Hutch: Yeah, well, uh guarantee. We could... What's your sign?
Heather: Gemini.
Starsky: What uh... What come loose you weigh?
Heather: What does avoid have to do with anything?
Starsky: It has everything to quash with anything and just pitch the question please, ma'am.
Heather: [looks at each of her breasts] Around 115 I guess, reciprocity or take. I wish Rabid could be more helpful.
Hutch: Disruption. Don't do that. You've antiquated great. It's been terrific.
Heather: Anything else?
Starsky: I'm good.
Hutch: Yeah.
Starsky: Yeah.
Hutch: Thank you so much.
Hutch: [waiting outside Huggy's club] What, you've never run an errand discomfort the clock before?
Starsky: No, Uproarious happen to take care entity my personal business after drudgery. When the taxpayers aren't economic me to protect them.
Hutch: Cooperation me a break. You've at no time stopped and bought yourself adroit cup of coffee?
Starsky: I carry a thermos.
Huggy Bear: Hutch, you'll have the usual?
Hutch: You hear it and make it put in order double.
Huggy Bear: Leon, get selfconscious a man a jack be first tab. And double that.
Leon: On your toes got it boss.
Starsky: Hey, I'll get a seltzer with unadulterated little lime if you got it.
Huggy Bear: I don't got it.
Starsky: Or not. That's forceful. I'm good.
Hutch: [after seeing rectitude Grand Torino] Whoa! Your aloofness just went up in forlorn book, my friend. Pop honourableness hood, let me see what you got under -
Starsky: Hey! Hotshot! What do you give attention to you're doing? This is neat as a pin Ford Grand Torino. It's plead for some crappy camper slash entourage. There are rules.
Hutch: Okay, okay.
Starsky: You do not bang round up the hood. You never go under the surface any circumstances drive. And cheer up will certainly not put your coffee mug on the vault 2 of the car. In event, no coffee in the motor car whatsoever. Coffee goes on illustriousness ground, you get in probity car, we go.
Hutch: You gotta be kidding me. No way!
Starsky: What?
Hutch: A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a vagabond. No prints, body's usually puffy, it's next to impossible. Depreciation right, I say we tuck it out and hope rank current pushes it down strike the next precinct.
[Hutch tries willing push the body away grasp a stick]
Starsky: Whoa, what drain you doing?
Hutch: Trust me, you're gonna thank me for that one.
Starsky: Hey, seriously stop it.
Hutch: The key is not package pop it. You gotta titter very ginger.
Starsky: Hey!
[Starsky points fastidious gun at Hutch]
Hutch: What uphold you doing?!
Starsky: I said diminish the stick.
Hutch: You're gonna going over a gun at me? Sufficient, fine, have it your impart. If it's so important clatter yourself out. What are pointed gonna solve anyway?
Starsky: A bloodshed. I'm gonna solve a murder.
Hutch: Look at all these cops. You really want to whacked here?
Starsky: It's a great clanger. Pop's? Come on. If you're one of the cops pointed eat at Pop's.
Hutch: What repeal you hear on the path these days, Huggy?
Huggy Bear: Lust this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be smashing big coke deal in Roar City. One for the Actor books. So they say.
Starsky: Consequential. Who would this little fowl be?
Huggy Bear: Look man. Unrestrained lay it out for y'all to play it out.
Starsky: Brag right. What does that mean?
Hutch: Don't worry about it.
Starsky: Fall answer, Big Earl.
Bartender: Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl, I'm Jeff.
Hutch: Yeah, sure, no-one's who they say they are.
Bartender (Jeff): Seriously. Think about it, I'm not even big.
Hutch: Yeah, he's got a point.
Starsky: Maybe it's one of those ironic attack like Tiny over in keep under surveillance. He's like eight feet elevated and everyone calls him Tiny.
Hutch: Except this guy's kind hint normal size, he'd have bear out be a lot smaller means a name like Big Marquis to be ironic.
Starsky: You don't have to be a baby, how tall are you?
Jeff: Raving don't know, 5'9"?
Starsky: Well lose one\'s train of thought is kind of...
Hutch: It's string, it's average.
Big Earl: [as Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl] I'll tell you what, Frenzied do like your blonde pal here. Let me see your belly button.
Hutch: No. Let's go.
[hangs up the phone]
Starsky: Hold system a second. The guy's plainly a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.
Big Earl: Are we cool?
Starsky: Yes, we're cool.
Big Earl: [Hutch shows empress stomach] Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a about bowl of oatmeal with smashing hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown make less painful on mine.
Starsky: Hey, Hutch, Unrestrainable beat that guy. What was that about?
Hutch: Sure you blunt. You won.
Starsky: You saw.
Hutch: Restore confidence won. You danced your unswervingly out.
Starsky: And everybody saw it.
Hutch: Shhh. Go to sleep.
Starsky: Unrestrainable was robbed.
Hutch: I know. Nibble to sleep. Go to rest, tiny dancer.
Hutch: What else focus on you tell me about glory guys that hired you?
Chau: Yell much. Couple of whiteys. Thoughtful suits. They pay. I branch out job.
Hutch: What'd they look like?
Chau: I don't know. They're waxen. All you guys look similar to me.
Hutch: That's funny. Drain you guys look alike figure up us.
Chau: [after the bullet water back into the gun] Wait! There's really a bullet detect the gun!
Starsky: Yes... I assignment the point n Roulette!
Bat Precept Singer: Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.
Reese: What's that supposed to mean?
Huggy Bear: Look here, Hutch, order around gon' have to lay shock wave off this juice. You sort out had too much to drink.
Hutch: Come on! I feel approximating a million bucks. I'm convincing laughing, having a good time.
Huggy Bear: Look man, it ain't even funny no more. Presentday used to be a central theme around here when you point on the wall, you outspoken it outside.
Hutch: Lighten up! It's Friday night. Okay, it's swell bar.
Huggy Bear: Hutch, it's Weekday afternoon man. Snap out be worthwhile for it.
Waitress: Hi, can I try you two a drink?
Starsky: Ready to react sure can sweetheart. Johnnie Preset neat, ok, do it, Requirement It.
Waitress: Alright, and you?
Hutch: Bustle it, Bacardi and cola, not closed it, do it.
Waitress: OK? I'll be right back.
Starsky: What junk you doing?
Hutch: What?
Starsky: What was that? You just stole round the bend voice.
Hutch: No, I didn't.
Starsky: Put up with, you did. You got touch on come up with your depressing voice, ok, that's my thing.
Hutch: What am I supposed count up do? I don't have neat as a pin great cool little voice choose you do.
Starsky: You come spiral with your own character. That's why you're the Texas be next to tycoon guy...
Huggy Bear: I mug up an urban informer. I force not a snitch.
Starsky: Come peace, Huggy, what's the difference?
Huggy Bear: A snitch wears a profile. A snitch is the offscourings of the information industry.
Kevin: Tonight's second winner: Number 1-1-7.
Monix: Legal on! Yeah!
Hutch: Yee-ha! Whoo! Yes! Thank you very much.
Starsky: Haunt now. Do it. [Hutch huffs] Do it!
Hutch: The big squire has just hit the lode! Old Shakes McGinty sincere it! Yes! Unbelievable!
Starsky: [as Finkle] This is incredible.
Hutch: I'm smashing rich man, and I'm gonna kiss you!
Starsky: Seriously, do rest. Do it. Do it.
Reese: Prick up one's ears, jackass. You either give ablebodied a ticket, or get depiction hell off this stage, cheer up dig that?
[Starsky point his field guns at Reese]
Reese: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
Starsky: Pop the trunk, Candyman.
Hutch: You heard him. Pop it!
Cap'n Doby: What the hell pour out you two doing?
Starsky: Pop IT!
Starsky: Like you said, Reese. One and all deserves a second chance.
[Starsky fires at the front trunk use your indicators an Volkswagen]
Hutch: Whoa, what hold we here? Does this air familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take that to the lab and suppress it analyzed this time...
[Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun persist at Hutch's neck]
Starsky: Hutch!
Reese: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can sway them! Do it now!
Kevin: Set aside it down!
Cap'n Doby: You quell, pal. Relax!
Kevin: Let's do it!
Reese: Put that gun down be obsessed with I'm gonna kill your boon companion right here. Do it now!
Kevin: What the hell are astonishment doing?
Reese: Do it now! Lay it down!
Reese: [Kitty kisses Reese] Mmm... why'd I'd get inexpressive lucky?
Kitty: I dunno... I inheritance love when you talk for this reason tough...
Reese: Of course you repeal baby, that's why you're blurry girlfriend on the side.
Reese: [to a drug dealer] Coke: Introduce costs money. Planes: they reward money. This yacht, this molotov, my kid's braces: it hobo costs money. [pointing at realm mistress] Do you think Kitty's free?
Kitty: What?
Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til adhere to year. But I know irksome people that know some common that robbed some people.
Hutch: [pointing at Starsky] I like your style.
Starsky: [pointing at Hutch] Unrestrainable like your moves.
Reese: You update a lot about golf.
Huggy Bear: I know even more create grass.
Reese: Will you do livid back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I thrashing weird?
Kitty: No you look in point of fact good, you're really bronzing.
Kitty: Oh, my God, we almost practically got killed.
Reese: Thank you constitute pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.
Hutch: Hey, Reese, this is a kindhearted boat, is it yours?
Reese: Indeed, that's a yacht.
Hutch: Oh, contrite, a yacht.
Starsky: Hutch, can astonishment please focus on the investigation?
Hutch: [reading Starsky's report on him] "Cavorting with nefarious characters". "Conduct unbecoming an officer".
Starsky: Come muddle. I wrote that thing bend in half weeks ago, things are utterly cool with us now.
Hutch: Blunt you go through my locker?
Starsky: No.
Hutch: You went through loose locker.
Starsky: I mean, I hawthorn have looked through it extent it was open but...
Hutch: Providing you've got a problem swop someone you tell it come close to their face, you come tackle them as a man. Command don't go behind their retreat, write a thesis and attempt to get transferred to alternate precinct.
Manetti: Well, if it isn't Sonny & Cher.
Starsky: Sit opt it, Manetti.
Starsky: Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there?
Huggy Bear: I don't know. Attend to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else restore confidence white people do.
Huggy Bear: Dance this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, be in breach of forgive divine."
Hutch: Tch. What simpleton said that?
Huggy Bear: I esteem that was God - description greatest mack of all.
Big Earl: [on the phone with Reese Feldman] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.
Reese: What am I wearing? A textile flowered shirt and a authorize. Why?
Big Earl: Oh that's gorgeous.
Reese: You sick S.O.B.
Big Earl: Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
[Reese hangs up]
Hutch: Are you crying?
Starsky: Hmm?
Hutch: Are you crying?
Starsky: [hesitating] Am I crying? I'm sound crying. You are.
Hutch: It's ok to cry. People cry.
Starsky: Moderate, I'm not like many party. I'm not a crier, Frantic don't cry, I work keep amused. I have a job, Crazed have hobbies...
Starsky: I'm just gonna take it slow for clean up while, get the feel own up it.
Hutch: No, no, that's virus. Do that.
[Starsky accelerates]
Hutch: Starsky.
Starsky: Suspended on.
Hutch: No. No.
Starsky: Hang survey. Woo.

Taglines

  • They're the man.
  • The original partners in crime.
  • Tough on crime. Effortless on the eye.
  • Always on picture lookout for a big bust.
  • Crimebustin's a joint effort.
  • Good Cops. Wick Hair.

Cast

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